by Vog
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...was Weezer, and that was like the hardest thing he ever listened to
...he talks about Weezer so much
...like a five-dollar fucking booth
...in the shower like shhhhh shhhhh shhhhh
...super fresh
...how to fucking better your life
...your fucking dog
...and then they're gonna get aids
...except for them monkeys and junk, cockroaches and sub-machines
...and that shit living in the fucking sewer
...dude I just want to fucking tie a little piece of fucking fishing wire around Elizabeth's neck
...like dog's fucking smelling him and shhhhh
...you see the dog's stomach
...I gotta bounce, sort of
...big night
...probably bring one of them motherfucking defibrillators
...no dude I drink really fast, I had like three of them
...it's a bluff, it wasn't five dollars I'll tell you that
...she's Griswold's wife, and they old school
...it's too bad his son's such a fucking douchebag
...the HFC? Human flycatcher? You know who came up with that was Tim Armstrong
...what the fuck? Wait 'til everyone's done.
...too fucking smooth
...did he chew it up?
...straight to the Kaiser
...I blame you
....cuz that makes it real
...no we're working. I'm watching you fucking sweep your hair
...you should cut his brake cables dude
...it was the lead singer of hootie and the blowfish, did a single about country grammar
...people were throwing m&ms
...the third grader was unforgettable in the middle of a goddamn film set
...I'm not touching that, I'm not touching that.
...and all the sudden he starts slipping into this weird shit
...my mom does that shit and I'm shoving fucking peanuts down her throat
...this is my wallet fucker
...after I talked all this shit about her, guys, here we are, just me and her
...and she started laughing, oh ho ho ho ho ho, a-ha ha ha ha ha ha
...and they're all like this: he he he he he he he he he ha ha
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