Robert Alan Wendeborn wasn't born in a barn. He has an advanced degree and pursues himself on trains and sometimes cars across America. Once, he put out an oil fire with a gun. A good-looking man, he currently free-lances and free-pours for money. His opinion has appeared on The Collagist and Uncanny Valley and his heart is all over PANK, a smidgen into Elimae, and digitally folded into the first issue of Red Lightbulbs. He also lets his friends write his bios for him.